Sunday, 25 November 2007

Prayer For The Stressed.



Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept...and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I have to kill because they get on my nerves.

Help me always to give 100% at work:

12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.

Help me to remember, when I am having a bad day, and it seems like people are trying to wind me up, that it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth.

4 comments:

klahanie said...

Hi Phil
I look forward to seeing 23% of you on Tuesday. Still that's 12% better than me. I like to give 11%on a Tuesday. All the best Phil.
Kind regards Klahanie.

Domenica said...

Dear Phil,

I am so glad that you enjoyed the wonderfully inspirational movies,and I hope that your dear sister finds some solace and peace from them also in time.
My very best wishes to you Phil....D X

purkul said...

hya u,

ha ha ha, out a smile on me face!

sorry its been so long phil, i've hardly been near a computer so i've made a point of coming on and seeing how everyone is doing 2night.

i hope your well, what was it.....wemberly next??? don't forget send me a ticket when ya do! i don't mind sitting in the cheap seats! ha ah

take care phil

nat
x

Jack said...
This comment has been removed by the author.